Osama City

Q: What's the capital of Afghanistan?
A: KABOOM!!

Violist Like a Terrorist

Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?
A: They both fuck up bowings.

Two Arabs

Two Arabs sit in the Gaza Strip, enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk. One takes out his phone and starts looking at pictures.
"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. And here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"
The second Arab nods, “They blow up so fast, don't they?"