Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads

Q & A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:
Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID.
 
Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing - yet.
 
Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
 
Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?
A: Duck.
 
Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
 
Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
 
Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.
 
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
 
Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches?
A: They hate bread.
 
Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: The camels can't handle it.

Nailing Bin Laden

Q: What's more fun than nailing Bin Laden to a tree?
A: Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.

Osama Bin Laden's Football Team

Q: What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets!