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Telephone Jokes - Answering Machine Jokes
Answering Machine - Presley Hotline
Hello! This is 1-800-PRESLEY. Yes! 1-800-PRESLEY! They say the King died 10 years ago, but we know he's still out there somewhere. So... Leave your name and number and tell us where YOU saw Elvis!
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Shakespearean Answering Machine
(For Shakespeare lovers only:) So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
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Answering Machine - Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If I die before I wake, remember to erase the tape.
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