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Leave Your Phone at Home
A burglar in Shelby County, Ohio, was caught by police after he accidentally butt-dialed 911 while breaking into a home. Making matters worse: The crook hid in a closet, but was ratted out by his phone yet again when the low battery alarm went off.
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Telephone Jokes
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Answering Machine - Depressed
Sorry... I'm far too depressed to come to the phone. If you can be bothered, leave a message after the sound of the gunshot, and maybe somebody will call you I guess... (BANG!)
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Blonde and a Payphone
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a payphone?
A: It costs twenty-five cents to use a payphone!
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