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Answering Machine - Depressed
Sorry... I'm far too depressed to come to the phone. If you can be bothered, leave a message after the sound of the gunshot, and maybe somebody will call you I guess... (BANG!)
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Blonde and a Payphone
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a payphone?
A: It costs twenty-five cents to use a payphone!
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Answering Machine - Lost Phone
Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it.
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