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Answering Machine - James Bond
Theme music from James Bond: Hello. My name is David, code number 324-5628. I'm sorry I can't take your call, but I'm on an international mission involving the theft of gold plated Spam. Leave a message after the tone, and should I survive my mission, I'll call you back. Ciao babies!
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Answering Machine - Reach Out
Thank you for reaching out to us. Nobody is home now. However, if you leave a message, we'll reach out and touch you.
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Leave Your Phone at Home
A burglar in Shelby County, Ohio, was caught by police after he accidentally butt-dialed 911 while breaking into a home. Making matters worse: The crook hid in a closet, but was ratted out by his phone yet again when the low battery alarm went off.
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