Space Wizard

Q: What do you call a wizard from outer space?
A: A flying sorcerer!

Two Aliens Talking

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the planet Earth have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves"

Klingons to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit.