Initializing on PC

An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong.
Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." (Training stresses that we are "not the Soft-ware Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide.)
Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?"
Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized.
"Tech Support: "Do you remember the message exactly, ma'am?"
Customer:(proudly) "I wrote it down. 'This is not a Macintosh disk. Would you like to initialize it'?"
Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?"
Customer: "After they were initialized all the disks appeared to be blank. And now I brought them back to work, and I can't read them in the A: drive; the PC wants to format them. And this is our only set of Windows disks for the whole office. Did I do something wrong?"

Signs of The 21st Century

• You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
• You have a list of 20 phone numbers to reach five people.
• You chat several times a day with a Nigerian prince over e-mail, but you couldn't name your neighbor.
• When paying a cashier, you only know how to respond to "credit or debit" -- what the hell is "cash"?
• You think "music in the air" refers to free downloads.
• You lose touch with any family member who doesn't have an email address.
• Second-day delivery takes way too long.
• You need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
• A "half day" means leaving at 5 p.m.
• You find jokes on Jokerz.com, not in books or word of mouth.

Light Bulb - PC Users

Q: How many PC users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to do it, but one to check the new bulb for viruses first.