Hard Drive Upgrade

My hard drive upgrades every time I look at you.

Java Coders

Q: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
A: Because they can't C#.

Can't Find Printer

A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech support number, complaining about the error message: "Can't find the printer." On the phone, the man said he even held the printer up in front of the screen, but the computer still couldn't find it