Two Aliens Talking

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the planet Earth have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves"

Under Water

Q: What does someone drowning look like?
A: lol

Autocorrect RIP

The guy who invented auto-correct for smart phones passed away today.
Restaurant in peace.