Demons' Favorite Sitcom

Q: What is the demons' favorite TV sitcom?
A: Fiends!

Pliers

"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off." -- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.

Virus Alert

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