Signs of The 21st Century

• You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
• You have a list of 20 phone numbers to reach five people.
• You chat several times a day with a Nigerian prince over e-mail, but you couldn't name your neighbor.
• When paying a cashier, you only know how to respond to "credit or debit" -- what the hell is "cash"?
• You think "music in the air" refers to free downloads.
• You lose touch with any family member who doesn't have an email address.
• Second-day delivery takes way too long.
• You need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
• A "half day" means leaving at 5 p.m.
• You find jokes on Jokerz.com, not in books or word of mouth.

Droid Coders

Q: What programming language do droids use on Tatooine?
A: Jabbascript

MacInTalk Answering Machine

(MacIntosh Plus with MacIntalk program:) Hello, it's obvious you have bad timing, because nobody is home. Please leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message in a voice similar to mine, and your call will be returned as soon as humanly possible.