Yoda & Obi Wan

Q: Obi Wan: Yoda, you en-route?
A: Yoda: Off course I am!

Signs of The 21st Century

• You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
• You have a list of 20 phone numbers to reach five people.
• You chat several times a day with a Nigerian prince over e-mail, but you couldn't name your neighbor.
• When paying a cashier, you only know how to respond to "credit or debit" -- what the hell is "cash"?
• You think "music in the air" refers to free downloads.
• You lose touch with any family member who doesn't have an email address.
• Second-day delivery takes way too long.
• You need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
• A "half day" means leaving at 5 p.m.
• You find jokes on Jokerz.com, not in books or word of mouth.

Viola Recording

Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.