Sports Jokes - American Football Jokes

Superbowl

Q: What did the 49ers fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
 

Anonymous

UW Husky Fans to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many University of Washington Husky football fans (or any over-the-top sports fans who pay way way too much attention to minutia surrounding "their" team) does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A million and one. One to hold the old bulb, and the rest to all try and make the world revolve around it.

Anonymous

Brady for President

Q: Did you hear that Tom Brady is running for president?
A: His platform is lowering inflation.

Submitted BY: Chxckmate
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