Church Sunday

Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can always tell who the golfers are in church." "How's that?" asked his friend. "It's easy," he said. "Just look at who is praying with an interlocking grip."

Springtime

Q: Why does McGregor love springtime so much?
A: Cause you just can't beat Mayweather.

Ring Shots

Q: How many shots can an Irish man handle?
A: About 10 rounds.