More Brains Than Dogs

Q: Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?
A: So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's legs at parties.

Men and Batteries

Q: What's the difference between men and batteries?
A: Batteries have a positive side.

Brains for Sale

An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research. ''How much is this one?'' he asked. ''Well that one is a monkey brain and it's $20,'' he explained. ''How much is that one?'' he asked ''Well that one is a female brain and its $100,'' he explained. ''And how much is that one?'' he asked. ''That one is a male's brain and it is $500,'' he explained. ''Why so expensive?'' the alien asked. ''Well it has hardly been used!''