Sexist Jokes - About Men

Man And Pig

Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A: You mean there IS a difference?

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Roll of Toilet Paper

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know - it's never happened.

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Brains

A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain. So the nurse takes him to the brain transplant warehouse. On one side of the shelves are lined with brains marked $500.00 each. On the other side the shelves are lined with brains marked $200.00 each. The brainless man asks why the price difference. The nurse points to the $200.00 brains and explains that these are female brains, so they've been used.

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