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Two Hookers

Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air." The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, I just burped."

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The Blind Man in the Brothel

A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and starts giving him a blowjob.
He says to her, "Excuse me, aren't you Karen Carlton, and didn't you go to Cardozo High School in Detroit?"
"Yes. How'd you know?"
"I never forget a face."

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Sex Karma

A cheap tourist in a south of the border town known for prostitution picks up a hooker. After paying her, he drives off, shouting back, "El dollar, counterfeito!"
The prostitute smile and shouts back, "El syphilis, originale!"

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