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Sex Jokes - One Night Stand Jokes
The Organ in the Cathedral
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and generally got organized for a leg over. After a few minutes, the girl started laughing. The fellow asked her what she found so amusing. "Your organ," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side." Hurt, he replied: "It's not used to playing in cathedrals."
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A Dozen And One
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?" "Don't Miss me, mister." "Well then, you better make it 13."
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The Tall Woman and the Midget
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall, but they were both attracted to each other. After a few drinks, they went back to the tall woman's apartment.
"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all."
"Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart, and close your eyes," said the midget.
The woman did as she was told, and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times.
"Oh my God, you are amazing!" the tall woman exclaimed.
"If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"
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