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Proper Manners in Bed

The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.  "I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table!"
Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?" he asked, with a hint of a smile.
"Yes," replied the girl, "much better."
"Very good, darling," the husband whispered.  "Now would you be so kind as to please pass the pussy!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes)
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Viagra And Valium

Q: What is the result if you take a Viagra with a Valium?
A: If you don't get to fuck, you don't give a fuck.

Categories: Riddles , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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K9 Style

It has been studied and determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is the doggy position. The husband sits up and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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