Favorite Film

This math test can predict your favorite film (mine was Spider Man - No way home)
Pick a number between 1 and 9.
Multiply by 3
Add 3 to that number
Multiply by 3 again
Add the two digits together
Now discover your favorite film!

1. Solo: A Star Wars Story
2. Spider Man - No way home
3. Captain America
4. Black Panther
5. The Martian
6. Avengers: Infinity War
7. Isle of Dogs
8. Ready Player One
9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep
10. Annihilation

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Three Dogs at the Vet

Three dogs were at the vet talking to each other, when they got to the topic of why they were there.
The first dog says, "I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here."
The second dog said, "I peed on my masters $1,000 rug."
The third dog then pipes up and says, "My master is a woman and she likes to clean house in the nude. So today, when she bent over to pick something up, I went for the ride of a life time!"
"And that's why you're here?" asked the other dogs.
"No," replied the third. "I'm getting my nails clipped."