George Bush's SATs

Q: What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.'s?
A: Drool.

Educational Priority

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
January 12, 1993 Rhett Jacobs, Democratic candidate for the South Carolina House and a man who listed "education" as his top priority, submitted a required campaign disclosure form in October, handwritten, on which he detailed expenses for "filling fee," "campain work" and "litature."

Course At School

Did you hear about the new course you can take at school? Yes, intercourse... you go between periods and you are expected to come.