Riddles - Woman Criticizes Man

A Woman in the Morning?

Q: What does a woman do with her asshole in the morning?
A: Sends him to work.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Work & Office Jokes , Riddles
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Very Hostile Farmer

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled, the farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do." The farmer said, "That's once."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
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Men And Lava Lamps

Q: How are men like lava lamps?
A: They're fun to look at, but not that bright.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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