Relationship Jokes - Wedding Jokes

The Trouble with Being Best Man

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it!

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Submitted BY: leninakansy

Honeymoon

The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak's "Car Train" to Florida, so they would have the mobility of being able to use their own vehicle on the honeymoon. They settled into one of the train's upper berths together and cuddled. As the nite progressed, the new bride was heard to say quite excitedly a number of times, "I just can't believe that we're finally married Kenny." After about the 3rd time in five minutes, a voice came out of the dark, "God dammit Kenny, Will you please convince her so we can all get some sleep?"

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Clean Bride

Q: How many showers is the bride supposed to have?
A: At least one within a week of the wedding.

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