A Happy Bride

To the bride: To be happy in your marriage, you should approach each day as if it were the first day of your honeymoon and the last day of your period.

Runaway Wife

A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, "I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check on who has escaped from there recently." His buddy asks, "Oh? Why do you wonder about that?" To which he replies, "Well, somebody ran off with my wife this week!"

The Good Wife Fetches All

Gena is such a good wife. Why, when her husband gets home late at night, as soon as he enters the door, he gets his pipe, slippers, pajamas, robe, book, and dinner.  And, if anything else is handy, she heaves that at him, too!