Rich Widow

Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along. One day she said to him, "If it wasn't for my money, that new television wouldn't be here. If it wasn't for my money, that grand piano wouldn't be here. If it wasn't for my money, this house wouldn't be here." Casey mumbled, "If it wasn't for your money, I wouldn't be here."

Difference Between A Man and Woman

A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going up the mountainside. The woman was going down the mountainside. Then the woman yells out  "Pig!". The man then yells back "Hoe!"  They both continue on, until the man smashes his car into a pig!

Women Are Like Guns

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.