Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Difference Between A Man and Woman

A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going up the mountainside. The woman was going down the mountainside. Then the woman yells out  "Pig!". The man then yells back "Hoe!"  They both continue on, until the man smashes his car into a pig!

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Women Are Like Guns

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

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Honeymoon Cruise

Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husband says, "Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before we go." "Good idea," she says. "While you're in there, pick me up some Dramamine." The groom gets out, walks into the drugstore and says to the clerk, "I'd like a box of condoms and a package of Dramamine, please." "Yes sir, says the clerk, "but do you mind if I ask you a question? If it makes you nauseous, why do you do it?"

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