Incompatibility Theory

Two wives were airing their troubles.  "I'd like to get a divorce," said the first.  "My husband and I just don't get along.  "Why don't you sue him for incompatibility?", asked the second.  "I would if I could catch him at it! "replied the first.

Blonde Intelligence

Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.

Divorce Disorder

My Aunt got a divorce and I asked how she felt. She said, "I thought I had an anxiety disorder but it turns out it was just your Uncle."