Relationship Jokes - Divorce Jokes

Alimony

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mighty kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."

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Intelligence Gone

Q: What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.

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Woman With Lost Intelligence

Q: What do you call a woman that has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced

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