Second Chance Attempt

A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife sneered in reply, "Over my dead body !"
He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't changed one little bit."

You Are Available?

A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man trying to hitch a ride. She picked him up and they got to talking."What do you do?" she asked him.
"I recently escaped from prison for having killed my wife."
"Oh, does that mean you are available?"

Responsible Husband

My ex-husband was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually responsible for it.