Blue Silk Pajamas

A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of a lifetime, my boss invited me on a week long fishing trip. Could you pack up my things so that they will be ready when I get home?"
"Sure, honey," his wife answers.
"Oh, and could you please pack my blue silk pajamas?"
"Sure, honey," his wife answers again.
The man came home, picked up his things, and left off for the week. He returned a week later, smiling. His wife met him at the front door.
"So honey, how was your fishing trip?"
"It was great" the husband answered, "but you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."
"No I didn't," said his wife. "They were in your tacklebox."

Panties

President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day. Laying across one shoulder was a pair of ladies' nylon panties. Nervously one White House Aide approach the President and asked about the panties. "Oh those, "replied the President, "I'm trying to quit. That's the patch."

Marital Bliss

I married a beautiful woman - a smart one too.
Hopefully they’ll never meet.