Relationship Jokes

Lover Luke

Q: Why can't Luke Skywalker keep a girlfriend?
A: He's always looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Women Appearance

Q: Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than to improving their minds?
A: Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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Dogs Chase Cars But...

Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70. When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, "Why should I be upset? Dogs chase cars, but they can't drive."

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