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Marriage Counseling
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits down. He gets up and hugs Mary a second, and third time, and then turns to John and says, "See that, John. Mary needs that EVERY DAY!"
John replies, "Well, that's fine, Pastor. But I can't bring her over here except on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
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Never Criticize the Dusting!
Our last fight was my fault. My wife asked me, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust."
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Orgasm
Husband asked his wife "Why don't you tell me when you orgasm?"
She replied, "Because I don't like calling you at work."
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