Relationship Jokes

Indian Divorce

Q: What do they call divorce in India?
A: Re-arranged marriage

Anonymous

Counseling

My wife and I were having issues so we went to a marriage counselor. The counselor recommended that we relive our first date to get a fresh start. I have to admit it was a great idea. I took her to dinner and then a movie. After the movie, we parked in lovers lane and I banged her like a screen door in a tornado. Then I dropped her off at her parent's house. Spent the rest of the weekend watching football. Life is good!

Submitted BY: Diane

Scream And Groan

Q: How do you get your wife to scream and groan when you're having sex?
A: Let her catch you doing it.

Anonymous
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