Redneck Jokes - You Might Be a Redneck

At Least One

You might be a redneck if you can't take a nap without at least one hand tucked inside your pants.

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You Might Be A Redneck - Gummy Bear

You might be a redneck if  you ask your wife whether the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "Its a gummy bear."

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License Plate

You know you're a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

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