A Redneck Joke

1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck.
2) If you have to bring  a can of paint to a water tower to defend your sister's honor... You might be a Redneck.
3) If you walk to school with your dad because you're in the same grade... You might be a Redneck.
4) If you smoke at your wedding... You might be a Redneck.
5) If your dog and wallet are both on a chain... You might be a Redneck.
And last but certainly not least,
6) If you see a sign that says "Say No to Crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up... You might be a Redneck.

Cowboy Boots And Shorts

You might be a redneck if you wear cowboy boots with shorts.

Redneck Gets Shot

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?" "And then what happened?" the officer interrupted. "From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game."