Redneck Jokes - You Might Be a Redneck

You Might Be a Redneck... 40

You might be a redneck if...

  • You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
  • Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
  • You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
  • Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
  • You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."
  • You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
  • You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
  • The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
  • You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
  • One of your kids was born on a pool table. 

Anonymous

You Might Be a Redneck If... Bowling

You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.

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A Redneck Christmas

You might be a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!

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