Redneck Deer Head

You might be a redneck if your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses!

Redneck Cousin's Rap Record

You might be a redneck... If your cousins put out a rap record and it goes aluminum.

Signs You Might Be a Redneck

You might be a redneck if...

• You prefer the Sears catalog to Charmin.
• Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.
• You think deer hunting should be an olympic sport.
• You have a set of 16 matching salad bowls, and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
• You have to call the police more than once a week to remove your drunk mother-in-law from your front lawn.
• Your name is Billy Joe Jim Bob III.
• You ever spent the night in the bed of your truck rather than paying for a motel room.
• None of your zippers have all their teeth either.
• You are driving the car you were conceived in.
• You've ever used scissors on food.
• You've ever re-used a paper plate.