Redneck's Last Words

Q:  What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?
A:  "Hey ya'll. Watch this!"

Pick Up Line

Q: What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line?
A: Get in the truck!

Redneck Centerpeice

You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.