Polish New Car Is Busted

A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives around all the time waving at the rednecks. One day the rednecks stop him, they draw a circle in the dirt and say "If you step out of that circle, we will kick your ass." They pick up hammers and start busting up his new car. They look back and he is smiling. They hit the car some more, and he is laughing. They walk over to him and ask "Why are you laughing, we just busted up your car." He says "I know, but I stepped out of the circle 9 times."

Hillbilly

Q: How do you castrate a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth!

Redneck Centerpeice

You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.