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Racist Jokes - Middle Eastern
Arab Brothers
Two Arab brothers move to the USA and make a bet as to which of them would be the most "americanized" in a year. They have a phone call to celebrate their one year anniversary. One brother comments, "I just picked up my kids from baseball practice and we're heading to McDonald's."
The other brother says, "fuck off, towelhead!"
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Anonymous
Carpets
Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?
A: What's wrong Abdul? Won't it start?
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Childhood Dog
I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.
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Submitted BY: Jamalhattar
