Racist Jokes - Middle Eastern

Arab Brothers

Two Arab brothers move to the USA and make a bet as to which of them would be the most "americanized" in a year. They have a phone call to celebrate their one year anniversary. One brother comments, "I just picked up my kids from baseball practice and we're heading to McDonald's."
The other brother says, "fuck off, towelhead!"

Anonymous

Carpets

Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?
A: What's wrong Abdul?  Won't it start?

Anonymous

Distinguishing an Arab from a Terrorist

Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!

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