Political Jokes - About Republicans

George Bush Slogans

Top George Bush Slogans

  • I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!
  • I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.
  • I'll finish what Bill started -- the interns.
  • Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?
  • Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.
  • I promise no sex scandal: just look at me.
  • New penal plan: I won't use mine!
  • Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.
  • George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers
  • Vote for Bush and against Common Sense. 

Anonymous

Republican Emblem Change

The Republican party announced today that they are changing their emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance: A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages co-operation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

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Anonymous

Trump for President

If Donald Trump gets elected as president...
there's gonna be hell toupée.

Anonymous
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