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Heaven Pick Up Line
Q: What time do you have to be back in Heaven?
A: Because I have to be back in my grave in about six hours.
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Windex in Your Pants
Q: Is that Windex in your pants?
A: Because I can sure see myself in them.
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Penalize for Hotness
I'm going to have to penalize you fifteen yards for unnecessary hotness. High five!
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