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Pickup Lines - Pickup Rejections
Pick Up and Put Down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!" The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!"
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Anonymous
Funny Girl
Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic.
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Anonymous
Phonebook
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
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