Old Journalist

OLD JOURNALISTS never die, they just get de-pressed.

The Old-Age Test

Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember. When finished, check your score below:

1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles
5. Hamburger joints with table-side jukeboxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. Slingshots
10. Butch wax
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive - 6933)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H Green Stamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with levers
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulbs
20. Amos and Andy
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

 
If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young.
If you remembered 6-10 = Kids are calling your sir/ma'am.
If you remembered 11-15 = You're older than dirt!
If you remembered 16-25 = Check your pulse now!

Senior Citizens to Screw in Lightbulb

Q: How many senior citizens does it take to screw in a light bulb? 
A: One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb.