Old Age Jokes

Old Mama

Yo mama so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.

Anonymous

Growing Older

Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one. "I wish I could take a healthy crap," said another. The third one said, "I can take a crap at 6 AM and a piss at 11 AM. I just wish I could get up before noon."

Anonymous

Definition of a Successful Date

Age - Definition of successful date
17  -"Burger King"
25  -"Free meal"
35 - "A diamond"
48 - "A bigger diamond"
66 - "Home Alone"

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