Old Age Jokes - Old Age Sex Jokes

Marrying Young

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20. Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girl could be dangerous, even fatal. Grandpa, not the slightest bit perturbed replied, "Oh well, if she dies, I'll just get myself another one."

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70 Year Old Taste

Q: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like?
A: Depends.

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Grandma's Birthday

Q: What do you give an 80 year old grandma for her birthday? 
A: Mikey, he'll eat anything!

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