Top Do Nots at the Office Christmas Party

The Top Don'ts At The Office Christmas Party:

• Don't go up to your boss and make the comparison of him with Santa because he's fat, jolly and only works one day out of the year.
• Don't put your boss in a sleeper hold just to bargain for a better salary.
• Don't offer anyone a hit from your Egg-Nog funnel.
• Don't call your best client and tell him how much you fudged his books by just so you could throw this party in the first place.
• Don't chase the secretary around with mistletoe and an eggbeater.
• Don't tell your boss that you're the one that runs the company. 

The Office Christmas Party

What I don't like about office Christmas parties, is looking for a job the next day!

Kiss at a Christmas Party

Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?
Secretary: My lawyer.