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Robbing a Scotsman
A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman's ribs and demands, "Your money or your life!" When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, "Your money or your life!" to which the Scotsman replies, "I'm thinking it over!"
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Submitted BY: jackrwilson
Jewish Boy asks for Money
A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"
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Submitted BY: AlejandroBW
Welfare Doll
Q: Did you hear about the welfare doll?
A: You wind it up and it doesn't work.
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