Money Jokes

Robbing a Scotsman

A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman's ribs and demands, "Your money or your life!"  When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, "Your money or your life!" to which the Scotsman replies, "I'm thinking it over!"

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Submitted BY: jackrwilson

Jewish Boy asks for Money

A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"

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Submitted BY: AlejandroBW

Welfare Doll

Q: Did you hear about the welfare doll?
A: You wind it up and it doesn't work.

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