Military Jokes

Been There Done That

Q: What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks? 
A: A seasoned veteran.

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Military Etiquette

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR!

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Naval Surgeon

"What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man sitting next to her on the airplane. "I'm a naval surgeon," he replied. "Goodness!" said the lady, "How you doctors specialize these days!"

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