Time Out

A: "We don't allow faster than light neutrinos here," said the bartender. 
Q: What happened when the neutrino walked into a bar?

Statistics Class

If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my statistics class: it would seem so much longer.

Log Negative Zero

Theorem: log(-1) = 0 Proof: a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1) On the other hand: b. log[(-1)^2] = log(1) = 0 Combining a) and b) gives: 2* log(-1) = 0 Divide both sides by 2: log(-1) = 0