Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes - At School

Little Johnny and the School Play

Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice: "Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I think I'll snatch a kiss and run into the forest. By William Shakespeare. "Little Johnny practiced and practiced and did the lines perfectly every time. The night of the play it was his turn to speak. This is what he said: "Hark! A pigeon shit! There lies a lady with soap in her hole. I think I'll kiss her snatch and run into the forest. By William Snakeshit... Horseshit... Oh, shit! I didn't want to be in this damn play anyway!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , School Jokes
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Sex Education

One day in class the teacher has sex education. On the black board she draws a penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is. In the back of the room, Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis, and my father has two of them."
The teacher looks surprised and asks, "What do you mean, two?"
Dirty Johnny responds, "A little one to pee, and a big one to brush the baby sitter's teeth."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School)
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Perfect

Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.
''What's that?'' asked Jenny.
''Well,'' said Johnny, ''if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis.'''

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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