Light Bulb Jokes

Victorian Ladies

Q: How many Victorian ladies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred. One to replace the bulb and ninety-nine to contract consumption and die beautiful, poetic deaths.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Economist

Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Dan Quayles

Q: How many Dan Quayles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but it has to be a pretty dim bulb.

Anonymous
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