Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb - Bassoonist

Q: How many Bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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Victorian Ladies

Q: How many Victorian ladies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred. One to replace the bulb and ninety-nine to contract consumption and die beautiful, poetic deaths.

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Light Bulb - Economist

Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

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