Light Bulb Jokes

Microsoft Technicians and Light Bulb

Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they would just declare darkness the new standard TM.

Anonymous

Whigs to Light a Lamp

Q: How many Whigs does it take to light an oil lamp?
A: One, and that person shall be President Andrew Jackson, hero of the Battle of New Orleans and Friend to the Common Man!

Anonymous

Doctors to Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty: one primary care physician to change it and 19 specialists to take it apart and look at it under a microscope.

Anonymous
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