Light Bulb Jokes

NCAA Light Bulb

Q: How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
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How Many Blondes Does It Take...

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

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Chauvinist Pigs...Bulb?

Q:  How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  None. Let the bitch do it by herself. Or None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.

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